when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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