Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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