ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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