I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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