Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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