I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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