its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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