Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Randomize
