Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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