C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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