sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
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