There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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