i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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