I wannas sexs uuuuu
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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