Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
do nipples grow back?
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