Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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