I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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