have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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