I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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