Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
found the other keg... it's in the tree
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Randomize
