I puked a lego.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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