so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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