I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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