At least make sure they are 18
Why
i can't believe i had my finger in that
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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