Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I looked at my own cervix.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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