if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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