super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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