glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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