You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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