ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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