Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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