In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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