is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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