Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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