It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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