real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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