yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
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you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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