Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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