My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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