You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Randomize
