Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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