Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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