we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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