Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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