I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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