She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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