I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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