I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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