Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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