I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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