So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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